claudio-bot: decommission LXC 123, archive repos, migrate monitoring to Hermes

- Destroy LXC 123 (claudio-bot) — freed 8 GiB rootfs, 512 MiB RAM, 1 core
- Archive dtoro/claudio-bot and dtoro/claudio-monitor on Gitea (read-only)
- Stop claudio-monitor.timer on hubris, remove /opt/claudio-monitor
- Extend homelab-hardware-health skill with LXC resources, service health, apt/docker drift
- Create homelab-health-watchdog cron (15 min, Matrix alerts, actionable options)
- Wire Matrix (matrix:dtoro) as health alert delivery platform
- Update 13 files: inventory, containers/*, infrastructure/*, hosts/*, README, .sops.yaml
- Add deprecation plan at plans/2026-06-04_130000-deprecate-claudio-bot.md

infrastructure/auto-deploy.md

@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ The app repo at `/opt/<thing>` is the working tree, but the deploy tooling (`web
   - `127.0.0.1` (gitea customizations on [LXC 104](../containers/104-gitea.md))
   - `192.168.8.175` ([caddy (121)](../containers/121-caddy.md))
   - `192.168.8.205` ([apps (105)](../containers/105-apps.md) — Artifacto)
-  - `192.168.8.230` ([claudio-bot (123)](../containers/123-claudio-bot.md))
+  - ~~`192.168.8.230` (claudio-bot — destroyed 2026-06-04)~~
   - `192.168.8.136` ([mule-images (120)](../containers/120-mule-images.md))
   - `192.168.8.77` ([hubris host](../hosts/hubris.md) — backup-library)
   - `192.168.8.190` ([plato (126)](../containers/126-plato.md))
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ The app repo at `/opt/<thing>` is the working tree, but the deploy tooling (`web
 | `dtoro/mule-image`              | [mule-images (120)](../containers/120-mule-images.md) `/opt/mule-image/` | B | `http://192.168.8.136:9797/deploy` | 6 | `docker compose up -d --build` |
 | `dtoro/Artifacto`               | [apps (105)](../containers/105-apps.md) `/opt/artifacto/` | B | `http://192.168.8.205:9798/deploy` | 7 | `docker compose up -d --build` |
 | `dtoro/Plato`                   | [plato (126)](../containers/126-plato.md) `/opt/plato/app/` | B | `http://192.168.8.190:9799/deploy` | 8 | `docker compose up -d --build` |
-| `dtoro/claudio-bot`             | [claudio-bot (123)](../containers/123-claudio-bot.md) `/opt/claudio-bot/` | A | `http://192.168.8.230:9797/deploy` | (orig) | `pip install` + `systemctl restart claudio-bot` |
+| `dtoro/claudio-bot`             | ~~[claudio-bot (123)](../containers/123-claudio-bot.md)~~ (destroyed 2026-06-04) | ⊘ | `http://192.168.8.230:9797/deploy` (dead) | (archived) | Repo archived — LXC destroyed |
 | `dtoro/backup-library`          | [hubris host](../hosts/hubris.md) `/opt/backup-library/` | A | `http://192.168.8.77:9798/deploy`  | (orig) | runs `deploy.sh` (preserves admin-edited `/etc/restic/include-*.list`) |
 | `dtoro/Homelab-Docs` → homelab-mcp | [apps (105)](../containers/105-apps.md) `/opt/homelab-mcp/` | B | `http://192.168.8.205:9811/deploy` | 10 | reinstalls `homelab-mcp.service` + restart |
 | `dtoro/Homelab-Docs` → secrets-issuance | [apps (105)](../containers/105-apps.md) `/opt/secrets-issuance/` | B | `http://192.168.8.205:9821/deploy` | 11 | reinstalls `secrets-issuance.service` + restart |
@@ -58,7 +58,7 @@ Always commit + push. Local-only edits drift. Common ones:
 - `/opt/artifacto/` ↔ `dtoro/Artifacto` (auto-deploys)
 - `/opt/mule-image/` ↔ `dtoro/mule-image` (auto-deploys)
 - `/opt/plato/app/` ↔ `dtoro/Plato` (auto-deploys)
-- `/opt/claudio-bot/` ↔ `dtoro/claudio-bot` (auto-deploys)
+- ~~`/opt/claudio-bot/` ↔ `dtoro/claudio-bot`~~ (destroyed 2026-06-04)
 - `/opt/backup-library/` ↔ `dtoro/backup-library` (auto-deploys)
 - `/opt/homelab-mcp/` + `/opt/secrets-issuance/` ↔ `dtoro/Homelab-Docs` (auto-deploys both, see [homelab-context](homelab-context.md))
 
@@ -117,7 +117,7 @@ If you're not sure what's already lurking, run `homelab apt-audit --fleet` and l
 
 ## Related
 - [Gitea (104)](../containers/104-gitea.md) — webhook source for all of these
-- [Caddy (121)](../containers/121-caddy.md), [apps (105)](../containers/105-apps.md), [mule-images (120)](../containers/120-mule-images.md), [claudio-bot (123)](../containers/123-claudio-bot.md), [hubris host](../hosts/hubris.md) — webhook targets
+- [Caddy (121)](../containers/121-caddy.md), [apps (105)](../containers/105-apps.md), [mule-images (120)](../containers/120-mule-images.md), [hubris host](../hosts/hubris.md) — webhook targets
 - [Backups (disabled)](backups.md)
 - [Operations cheatsheet](../operations/commands.md) — `homelab apt-audit` / `homelab apt-upgrade` reference
 
@@ -135,6 +135,9 @@ Initial documentation. Six active pipelines.
 ### 2026-04-22 — Artifacto pipeline added
 Webhook id 7 on `dtoro/Artifacto` (port 9798 on apps). `app.ini` `ALLOWED_HOST_LIST` extended.
 
+### 2026-06-04 — claudio-bot pipeline decommissioned
+LXC 123 destroyed, `dtoro/claudio-bot` archived. Webhook port 9797 dead.
+
 ### 2026-04-21 — mule-image + claudio-bot pipelines added
 Webhook id 6; receiver on apps' sibling `/opt/mule-deploy/`. Same shape used for claudio-bot.