feat: Phase 1 — extract the client (web SPA + desktop) to dtoro/oikos-web

Problem: the hexagonal refactor churns the backend tree for nine more
phases; the UI delivery stack (web/ SPA, cmd/desktop Wails wrapper,
compose/web image) must move to its own repo first so doc/layout
rewrites land once on a backend-only tree.

Change:
- New repo git.hubris.network/dtoro/oikos-web (v0.33.0): web/, desktop/
  (updateURL repointed to oikos-web releases), compose/, own CI (web +
  desktop jobs), own deploy script (CI-green gate, TOCTOU guard,
  version-tagged images, prune-to-3), own webhook receiver on :9798 +
  launchd unit, own compose project publishing the same 8091:80.
- Cutover executed on mac-mini in order: oikos stack's web service
  stopped+removed, oikos-web project brought up on 8091; outer Caddy
  untouched (targets the published port) — serving + Authentik flow +
  /wails 404 quirk verified post-cutover.
- Stripped from oikos: web/, cmd/desktop/, compose/web/, desktop CI
  workflow, ci.yml web job, Makefile ui/desktop/desktop-package/install
  targets, the compose web service, oikos-web from deploy.sh's fallback
  prune list; wails + go-keyring dropped from go.mod, vendor synced.
- README / CONTRIBUTING / AGENTS.md / .agents dev+operations docs now
  point at the new repo; mbse + mascot design docs carry a path note.

Risk: production SPA serving depends on the new pipeline now; rollback
is versioned-image re-up of the old web service from a pre-split
checkout (port 8091). Desktop builds installed before the split still
check dtoro/oikos releases — one manual reinstall, noted in the
oikos-web release notes.

Verification: go vet, make test (race), make generate-check, golangci
(no new findings; baseline down 400→365); post-cutover curls —
localhost:8091 200, /wails/runtime.js 404, outer Caddy 302 Authentik.

web/node_modules/vitest/dist/chunks/index.68735LiX.js

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+const DEFAULT_TIMEOUT = 6e4;
+function defaultSerialize(i) {
+  return i;
+}
+const defaultDeserialize = defaultSerialize;
+const { clearTimeout, setTimeout } = globalThis;
+const random = Math.random.bind(Math);
+function createBirpc(functions, options) {
+  const {
+    post,
+    on,
+    off = () => {
+    },
+    eventNames = [],
+    serialize = defaultSerialize,
+    deserialize = defaultDeserialize,
+    resolver,
+    bind = "rpc",
+    timeout = DEFAULT_TIMEOUT
+  } = options;
+  const rpcPromiseMap = /* @__PURE__ */ new Map();
+  let _promise;
+  let closed = false;
+  const rpc = new Proxy({}, {
+    get(_, method) {
+      if (method === "$functions")
+        return functions;
+      if (method === "$close")
+        return close;
+      if (method === "then" && !eventNames.includes("then") && !("then" in functions))
+        return void 0;
+      const sendEvent = (...args) => {
+        post(serialize({ m: method, a: args, t: "q" }));
+      };
+      if (eventNames.includes(method)) {
+        sendEvent.asEvent = sendEvent;
+        return sendEvent;
+      }
+      const sendCall = async (...args) => {
+        if (closed)
+          throw new Error(`[birpc] rpc is closed, cannot call "${method}"`);
+        if (_promise) {
+          try {
+            await _promise;
+          } finally {
+            _promise = void 0;
+          }
+        }
+        return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
+          const id = nanoid();
+          let timeoutId;
+          if (timeout >= 0) {
+            timeoutId = setTimeout(() => {
+              try {
+                options.onTimeoutError?.(method, args);
+                throw new Error(`[birpc] timeout on calling "${method}"`);
+              } catch (e) {
+                reject(e);
+              }
+              rpcPromiseMap.delete(id);
+            }, timeout);
+            if (typeof timeoutId === "object")
+              timeoutId = timeoutId.unref?.();
+          }
+          rpcPromiseMap.set(id, { resolve, reject, timeoutId, method });
+          post(serialize({ m: method, a: args, i: id, t: "q" }));
+        });
+      };
+      sendCall.asEvent = sendEvent;
+      return sendCall;
+    }
+  });
+  function close() {
+    closed = true;
+    rpcPromiseMap.forEach(({ reject, method }) => {
+      reject(new Error(`[birpc] rpc is closed, cannot call "${method}"`));
+    });
+    rpcPromiseMap.clear();
+    off(onMessage);
+  }
+  async function onMessage(data, ...extra) {
+    const msg = deserialize(data);
+    if (msg.t === "q") {
+      const { m: method, a: args } = msg;
+      let result, error;
+      const fn = resolver ? resolver(method, functions[method]) : functions[method];
+      if (!fn) {
+        error = new Error(`[birpc] function "${method}" not found`);
+      } else {
+        try {
+          result = await fn.apply(bind === "rpc" ? rpc : functions, args);
+        } catch (e) {
+          error = e;
+        }
+      }
+      if (msg.i) {
+        if (error && options.onError)
+          options.onError(error, method, args);
+        post(serialize({ t: "s", i: msg.i, r: result, e: error }), ...extra);
+      }
+    } else {
+      const { i: ack, r: result, e: error } = msg;
+      const promise = rpcPromiseMap.get(ack);
+      if (promise) {
+        clearTimeout(promise.timeoutId);
+        if (error)
+          promise.reject(error);
+        else
+          promise.resolve(result);
+      }
+      rpcPromiseMap.delete(ack);
+    }
+  }
+  _promise = on(onMessage);
+  return rpc;
+}
+const urlAlphabet = "useandom-26T198340PX75pxJACKVERYMINDBUSHWOLF_GQZbfghjklqvwyzrict";
+function nanoid(size = 21) {
+  let id = "";
+  let i = size;
+  while (i--)
+    id += urlAlphabet[random() * 64 | 0];
+  return id;
+}
+
+export { createBirpc as c };