feat: Phase 1 — extract the client (web SPA + desktop) to dtoro/oikos-web

Problem: the hexagonal refactor churns the backend tree for nine more
phases; the UI delivery stack (web/ SPA, cmd/desktop Wails wrapper,
compose/web image) must move to its own repo first so doc/layout
rewrites land once on a backend-only tree.

Change:
- New repo git.hubris.network/dtoro/oikos-web (v0.33.0): web/, desktop/
  (updateURL repointed to oikos-web releases), compose/, own CI (web +
  desktop jobs), own deploy script (CI-green gate, TOCTOU guard,
  version-tagged images, prune-to-3), own webhook receiver on :9798 +
  launchd unit, own compose project publishing the same 8091:80.
- Cutover executed on mac-mini in order: oikos stack's web service
  stopped+removed, oikos-web project brought up on 8091; outer Caddy
  untouched (targets the published port) — serving + Authentik flow +
  /wails 404 quirk verified post-cutover.
- Stripped from oikos: web/, cmd/desktop/, compose/web/, desktop CI
  workflow, ci.yml web job, Makefile ui/desktop/desktop-package/install
  targets, the compose web service, oikos-web from deploy.sh's fallback
  prune list; wails + go-keyring dropped from go.mod, vendor synced.
- README / CONTRIBUTING / AGENTS.md / .agents dev+operations docs now
  point at the new repo; mbse + mascot design docs carry a path note.

Risk: production SPA serving depends on the new pipeline now; rollback
is versioned-image re-up of the old web service from a pre-split
checkout (port 8091). Desktop builds installed before the split still
check dtoro/oikos releases — one manual reinstall, noted in the
oikos-web release notes.

Verification: go vet, make test (race), make generate-check, golangci
(no new findings; baseline down 400→365); post-cutover curls —
localhost:8091 200, /wails/runtime.js 404, outer Caddy 302 Authentik.

web/node_modules/util-deprecate/browser.js

@@ -0,0 +1,67 @@
+
+/**
+ * Module exports.
+ */
+
+module.exports = deprecate;
+
+/**
+ * Mark that a method should not be used.
+ * Returns a modified function which warns once by default.
+ *
+ * If `localStorage.noDeprecation = true` is set, then it is a no-op.
+ *
+ * If `localStorage.throwDeprecation = true` is set, then deprecated functions
+ * will throw an Error when invoked.
+ *
+ * If `localStorage.traceDeprecation = true` is set, then deprecated functions
+ * will invoke `console.trace()` instead of `console.error()`.
+ *
+ * @param {Function} fn - the function to deprecate
+ * @param {String} msg - the string to print to the console when `fn` is invoked
+ * @returns {Function} a new "deprecated" version of `fn`
+ * @api public
+ */
+
+function deprecate (fn, msg) {
+  if (config('noDeprecation')) {
+    return fn;
+  }
+
+  var warned = false;
+  function deprecated() {
+    if (!warned) {
+      if (config('throwDeprecation')) {
+        throw new Error(msg);
+      } else if (config('traceDeprecation')) {
+        console.trace(msg);
+      } else {
+        console.warn(msg);
+      }
+      warned = true;
+    }
+    return fn.apply(this, arguments);
+  }
+
+  return deprecated;
+}
+
+/**
+ * Checks `localStorage` for boolean values for the given `name`.
+ *
+ * @param {String} name
+ * @returns {Boolean}
+ * @api private
+ */
+
+function config (name) {
+  // accessing global.localStorage can trigger a DOMException in sandboxed iframes
+  try {
+    if (!global.localStorage) return false;
+  } catch (_) {
+    return false;
+  }
+  var val = global.localStorage[name];
+  if (null == val) return false;
+  return String(val).toLowerCase() === 'true';
+}