feat: Phase 1 — extract the client (web SPA + desktop) to dtoro/oikos-web

Problem: the hexagonal refactor churns the backend tree for nine more
phases; the UI delivery stack (web/ SPA, cmd/desktop Wails wrapper,
compose/web image) must move to its own repo first so doc/layout
rewrites land once on a backend-only tree.

Change:
- New repo git.hubris.network/dtoro/oikos-web (v0.33.0): web/, desktop/
  (updateURL repointed to oikos-web releases), compose/, own CI (web +
  desktop jobs), own deploy script (CI-green gate, TOCTOU guard,
  version-tagged images, prune-to-3), own webhook receiver on :9798 +
  launchd unit, own compose project publishing the same 8091:80.
- Cutover executed on mac-mini in order: oikos stack's web service
  stopped+removed, oikos-web project brought up on 8091; outer Caddy
  untouched (targets the published port) — serving + Authentik flow +
  /wails 404 quirk verified post-cutover.
- Stripped from oikos: web/, cmd/desktop/, compose/web/, desktop CI
  workflow, ci.yml web job, Makefile ui/desktop/desktop-package/install
  targets, the compose web service, oikos-web from deploy.sh's fallback
  prune list; wails + go-keyring dropped from go.mod, vendor synced.
- README / CONTRIBUTING / AGENTS.md / .agents dev+operations docs now
  point at the new repo; mbse + mascot design docs carry a path note.

Risk: production SPA serving depends on the new pipeline now; rollback
is versioned-image re-up of the old web service from a pre-split
checkout (port 8091). Desktop builds installed before the split still
check dtoro/oikos releases — one manual reinstall, noted in the
oikos-web release notes.

Verification: go vet, make test (race), make generate-check, golangci
(no new findings; baseline down 400→365); post-cutover curls —
localhost:8091 200, /wails/runtime.js 404, outer Caddy 302 Authentik.

web/node_modules/ms/index.js

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+/**
+ * Helpers.
+ */
+
+var s = 1000;
+var m = s * 60;
+var h = m * 60;
+var d = h * 24;
+var w = d * 7;
+var y = d * 365.25;
+
+/**
+ * Parse or format the given `val`.
+ *
+ * Options:
+ *
+ *  - `long` verbose formatting [false]
+ *
+ * @param {String|Number} val
+ * @param {Object} [options]
+ * @throws {Error} throw an error if val is not a non-empty string or a number
+ * @return {String|Number}
+ * @api public
+ */
+
+module.exports = function (val, options) {
+  options = options || {};
+  var type = typeof val;
+  if (type === 'string' && val.length > 0) {
+    return parse(val);
+  } else if (type === 'number' && isFinite(val)) {
+    return options.long ? fmtLong(val) : fmtShort(val);
+  }
+  throw new Error(
+    'val is not a non-empty string or a valid number. val=' +
+      JSON.stringify(val)
+  );
+};
+
+/**
+ * Parse the given `str` and return milliseconds.
+ *
+ * @param {String} str
+ * @return {Number}
+ * @api private
+ */
+
+function parse(str) {
+  str = String(str);
+  if (str.length > 100) {
+    return;
+  }
+  var match = /^(-?(?:\d+)?\.?\d+) *(milliseconds?|msecs?|ms|seconds?|secs?|s|minutes?|mins?|m|hours?|hrs?|h|days?|d|weeks?|w|years?|yrs?|y)?$/i.exec(
+    str
+  );
+  if (!match) {
+    return;
+  }
+  var n = parseFloat(match[1]);
+  var type = (match[2] || 'ms').toLowerCase();
+  switch (type) {
+    case 'years':
+    case 'year':
+    case 'yrs':
+    case 'yr':
+    case 'y':
+      return n * y;
+    case 'weeks':
+    case 'week':
+    case 'w':
+      return n * w;
+    case 'days':
+    case 'day':
+    case 'd':
+      return n * d;
+    case 'hours':
+    case 'hour':
+    case 'hrs':
+    case 'hr':
+    case 'h':
+      return n * h;
+    case 'minutes':
+    case 'minute':
+    case 'mins':
+    case 'min':
+    case 'm':
+      return n * m;
+    case 'seconds':
+    case 'second':
+    case 'secs':
+    case 'sec':
+    case 's':
+      return n * s;
+    case 'milliseconds':
+    case 'millisecond':
+    case 'msecs':
+    case 'msec':
+    case 'ms':
+      return n;
+    default:
+      return undefined;
+  }
+}
+
+/**
+ * Short format for `ms`.
+ *
+ * @param {Number} ms
+ * @return {String}
+ * @api private
+ */
+
+function fmtShort(ms) {
+  var msAbs = Math.abs(ms);
+  if (msAbs >= d) {
+    return Math.round(ms / d) + 'd';
+  }
+  if (msAbs >= h) {
+    return Math.round(ms / h) + 'h';
+  }
+  if (msAbs >= m) {
+    return Math.round(ms / m) + 'm';
+  }
+  if (msAbs >= s) {
+    return Math.round(ms / s) + 's';
+  }
+  return ms + 'ms';
+}
+
+/**
+ * Long format for `ms`.
+ *
+ * @param {Number} ms
+ * @return {String}
+ * @api private
+ */
+
+function fmtLong(ms) {
+  var msAbs = Math.abs(ms);
+  if (msAbs >= d) {
+    return plural(ms, msAbs, d, 'day');
+  }
+  if (msAbs >= h) {
+    return plural(ms, msAbs, h, 'hour');
+  }
+  if (msAbs >= m) {
+    return plural(ms, msAbs, m, 'minute');
+  }
+  if (msAbs >= s) {
+    return plural(ms, msAbs, s, 'second');
+  }
+  return ms + ' ms';
+}
+
+/**
+ * Pluralization helper.
+ */
+
+function plural(ms, msAbs, n, name) {
+  var isPlural = msAbs >= n * 1.5;
+  return Math.round(ms / n) + ' ' + name + (isPlural ? 's' : '');
+}