feat: Phase 1 — extract the client (web SPA + desktop) to dtoro/oikos-web

Problem: the hexagonal refactor churns the backend tree for nine more
phases; the UI delivery stack (web/ SPA, cmd/desktop Wails wrapper,
compose/web image) must move to its own repo first so doc/layout
rewrites land once on a backend-only tree.

Change:
- New repo git.hubris.network/dtoro/oikos-web (v0.33.0): web/, desktop/
  (updateURL repointed to oikos-web releases), compose/, own CI (web +
  desktop jobs), own deploy script (CI-green gate, TOCTOU guard,
  version-tagged images, prune-to-3), own webhook receiver on :9798 +
  launchd unit, own compose project publishing the same 8091:80.
- Cutover executed on mac-mini in order: oikos stack's web service
  stopped+removed, oikos-web project brought up on 8091; outer Caddy
  untouched (targets the published port) — serving + Authentik flow +
  /wails 404 quirk verified post-cutover.
- Stripped from oikos: web/, cmd/desktop/, compose/web/, desktop CI
  workflow, ci.yml web job, Makefile ui/desktop/desktop-package/install
  targets, the compose web service, oikos-web from deploy.sh's fallback
  prune list; wails + go-keyring dropped from go.mod, vendor synced.
- README / CONTRIBUTING / AGENTS.md / .agents dev+operations docs now
  point at the new repo; mbse + mascot design docs carry a path note.

Risk: production SPA serving depends on the new pipeline now; rollback
is versioned-image re-up of the old web service from a pre-split
checkout (port 8091). Desktop builds installed before the split still
check dtoro/oikos releases — one manual reinstall, noted in the
oikos-web release notes.

Verification: go vet, make test (race), make generate-check, golangci
(no new findings; baseline down 400→365); post-cutover curls —
localhost:8091 200, /wails/runtime.js 404, outer Caddy 302 Authentik.

web/node_modules/isexe/windows.js

@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+module.exports = isexe
+isexe.sync = sync
+
+var fs = require('fs')
+
+function checkPathExt (path, options) {
+  var pathext = options.pathExt !== undefined ?
+    options.pathExt : process.env.PATHEXT
+
+  if (!pathext) {
+    return true
+  }
+
+  pathext = pathext.split(';')
+  if (pathext.indexOf('') !== -1) {
+    return true
+  }
+  for (var i = 0; i < pathext.length; i++) {
+    var p = pathext[i].toLowerCase()
+    if (p && path.substr(-p.length).toLowerCase() === p) {
+      return true
+    }
+  }
+  return false
+}
+
+function checkStat (stat, path, options) {
+  if (!stat.isSymbolicLink() && !stat.isFile()) {
+    return false
+  }
+  return checkPathExt(path, options)
+}
+
+function isexe (path, options, cb) {
+  fs.stat(path, function (er, stat) {
+    cb(er, er ? false : checkStat(stat, path, options))
+  })
+}
+
+function sync (path, options) {
+  return checkStat(fs.statSync(path), path, options)
+}