feat: Phase 1 — extract the client (web SPA + desktop) to dtoro/oikos-web

Problem: the hexagonal refactor churns the backend tree for nine more
phases; the UI delivery stack (web/ SPA, cmd/desktop Wails wrapper,
compose/web image) must move to its own repo first so doc/layout
rewrites land once on a backend-only tree.

Change:
- New repo git.hubris.network/dtoro/oikos-web (v0.33.0): web/, desktop/
  (updateURL repointed to oikos-web releases), compose/, own CI (web +
  desktop jobs), own deploy script (CI-green gate, TOCTOU guard,
  version-tagged images, prune-to-3), own webhook receiver on :9798 +
  launchd unit, own compose project publishing the same 8091:80.
- Cutover executed on mac-mini in order: oikos stack's web service
  stopped+removed, oikos-web project brought up on 8091; outer Caddy
  untouched (targets the published port) — serving + Authentik flow +
  /wails 404 quirk verified post-cutover.
- Stripped from oikos: web/, cmd/desktop/, compose/web/, desktop CI
  workflow, ci.yml web job, Makefile ui/desktop/desktop-package/install
  targets, the compose web service, oikos-web from deploy.sh's fallback
  prune list; wails + go-keyring dropped from go.mod, vendor synced.
- README / CONTRIBUTING / AGENTS.md / .agents dev+operations docs now
  point at the new repo; mbse + mascot design docs carry a path note.

Risk: production SPA serving depends on the new pipeline now; rollback
is versioned-image re-up of the old web service from a pre-split
checkout (port 8091). Desktop builds installed before the split still
check dtoro/oikos releases — one manual reinstall, noted in the
oikos-web release notes.

Verification: go vet, make test (race), make generate-check, golangci
(no new findings; baseline down 400→365); post-cutover curls —
localhost:8091 200, /wails/runtime.js 404, outer Caddy 302 Authentik.

web/node_modules/function-bind/implementation.js

@@ -0,0 +1,84 @@
+'use strict';
+
+/* eslint no-invalid-this: 1 */
+
+var ERROR_MESSAGE = 'Function.prototype.bind called on incompatible ';
+var toStr = Object.prototype.toString;
+var max = Math.max;
+var funcType = '[object Function]';
+
+var concatty = function concatty(a, b) {
+    var arr = [];
+
+    for (var i = 0; i < a.length; i += 1) {
+        arr[i] = a[i];
+    }
+    for (var j = 0; j < b.length; j += 1) {
+        arr[j + a.length] = b[j];
+    }
+
+    return arr;
+};
+
+var slicy = function slicy(arrLike, offset) {
+    var arr = [];
+    for (var i = offset || 0, j = 0; i < arrLike.length; i += 1, j += 1) {
+        arr[j] = arrLike[i];
+    }
+    return arr;
+};
+
+var joiny = function (arr, joiner) {
+    var str = '';
+    for (var i = 0; i < arr.length; i += 1) {
+        str += arr[i];
+        if (i + 1 < arr.length) {
+            str += joiner;
+        }
+    }
+    return str;
+};
+
+module.exports = function bind(that) {
+    var target = this;
+    if (typeof target !== 'function' || toStr.apply(target) !== funcType) {
+        throw new TypeError(ERROR_MESSAGE + target);
+    }
+    var args = slicy(arguments, 1);
+
+    var bound;
+    var binder = function () {
+        if (this instanceof bound) {
+            var result = target.apply(
+                this,
+                concatty(args, arguments)
+            );
+            if (Object(result) === result) {
+                return result;
+            }
+            return this;
+        }
+        return target.apply(
+            that,
+            concatty(args, arguments)
+        );
+
+    };
+
+    var boundLength = max(0, target.length - args.length);
+    var boundArgs = [];
+    for (var i = 0; i < boundLength; i++) {
+        boundArgs[i] = '$' + i;
+    }
+
+    bound = Function('binder', 'return function (' + joiny(boundArgs, ',') + '){ return binder.apply(this,arguments); }')(binder);
+
+    if (target.prototype) {
+        var Empty = function Empty() {};
+        Empty.prototype = target.prototype;
+        bound.prototype = new Empty();
+        Empty.prototype = null;
+    }
+
+    return bound;
+};