feat: Phase 1 — extract the client (web SPA + desktop) to dtoro/oikos-web

Problem: the hexagonal refactor churns the backend tree for nine more
phases; the UI delivery stack (web/ SPA, cmd/desktop Wails wrapper,
compose/web image) must move to its own repo first so doc/layout
rewrites land once on a backend-only tree.

Change:
- New repo git.hubris.network/dtoro/oikos-web (v0.33.0): web/, desktop/
  (updateURL repointed to oikos-web releases), compose/, own CI (web +
  desktop jobs), own deploy script (CI-green gate, TOCTOU guard,
  version-tagged images, prune-to-3), own webhook receiver on :9798 +
  launchd unit, own compose project publishing the same 8091:80.
- Cutover executed on mac-mini in order: oikos stack's web service
  stopped+removed, oikos-web project brought up on 8091; outer Caddy
  untouched (targets the published port) — serving + Authentik flow +
  /wails 404 quirk verified post-cutover.
- Stripped from oikos: web/, cmd/desktop/, compose/web/, desktop CI
  workflow, ci.yml web job, Makefile ui/desktop/desktop-package/install
  targets, the compose web service, oikos-web from deploy.sh's fallback
  prune list; wails + go-keyring dropped from go.mod, vendor synced.
- README / CONTRIBUTING / AGENTS.md / .agents dev+operations docs now
  point at the new repo; mbse + mascot design docs carry a path note.

Risk: production SPA serving depends on the new pipeline now; rollback
is versioned-image re-up of the old web service from a pre-split
checkout (port 8091). Desktop builds installed before the split still
check dtoro/oikos releases — one manual reinstall, noted in the
oikos-web release notes.

Verification: go vet, make test (race), make generate-check, golangci
(no new findings; baseline down 400→365); post-cutover curls —
localhost:8091 200, /wails/runtime.js 404, outer Caddy 302 Authentik.

web/node_modules/events/tests/special-event-names.js

@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+'use strict';
+
+var common = require('./common');
+var EventEmitter = require('../');
+var assert = require('assert');
+
+var ee = new EventEmitter();
+var handler = function() {};
+
+assert.strictEqual(ee.eventNames().length, 0);
+
+assert.strictEqual(ee._events.hasOwnProperty, undefined);
+assert.strictEqual(ee._events.toString, undefined);
+
+ee.on('__defineGetter__', handler);
+ee.on('toString', handler);
+ee.on('__proto__', handler);
+
+assert.strictEqual(ee.eventNames()[0], '__defineGetter__');
+assert.strictEqual(ee.eventNames()[1], 'toString');
+
+assert.strictEqual(ee.listeners('__defineGetter__').length, 1);
+assert.strictEqual(ee.listeners('__defineGetter__')[0], handler);
+assert.strictEqual(ee.listeners('toString').length, 1);
+assert.strictEqual(ee.listeners('toString')[0], handler);
+
+// Only run __proto__ tests if that property can actually be set
+if ({ __proto__: 'ok' }.__proto__ === 'ok') {
+  assert.strictEqual(ee.eventNames().length, 3);
+  assert.strictEqual(ee.eventNames()[2], '__proto__');
+  assert.strictEqual(ee.listeners('__proto__').length, 1);
+  assert.strictEqual(ee.listeners('__proto__')[0], handler);
+
+  ee.on('__proto__', common.mustCall(function(val) {
+    assert.strictEqual(val, 1);
+  }));
+  ee.emit('__proto__', 1);
+
+  process.on('__proto__', common.mustCall(function(val) {
+    assert.strictEqual(val, 1);
+  }));
+  process.emit('__proto__', 1);
+} else {
+  console.log('# skipped __proto__')
+}