feat: Phase 1 — extract the client (web SPA + desktop) to dtoro/oikos-web

Problem: the hexagonal refactor churns the backend tree for nine more
phases; the UI delivery stack (web/ SPA, cmd/desktop Wails wrapper,
compose/web image) must move to its own repo first so doc/layout
rewrites land once on a backend-only tree.

Change:
- New repo git.hubris.network/dtoro/oikos-web (v0.33.0): web/, desktop/
  (updateURL repointed to oikos-web releases), compose/, own CI (web +
  desktop jobs), own deploy script (CI-green gate, TOCTOU guard,
  version-tagged images, prune-to-3), own webhook receiver on :9798 +
  launchd unit, own compose project publishing the same 8091:80.
- Cutover executed on mac-mini in order: oikos stack's web service
  stopped+removed, oikos-web project brought up on 8091; outer Caddy
  untouched (targets the published port) — serving + Authentik flow +
  /wails 404 quirk verified post-cutover.
- Stripped from oikos: web/, cmd/desktop/, compose/web/, desktop CI
  workflow, ci.yml web job, Makefile ui/desktop/desktop-package/install
  targets, the compose web service, oikos-web from deploy.sh's fallback
  prune list; wails + go-keyring dropped from go.mod, vendor synced.
- README / CONTRIBUTING / AGENTS.md / .agents dev+operations docs now
  point at the new repo; mbse + mascot design docs carry a path note.

Risk: production SPA serving depends on the new pipeline now; rollback
is versioned-image re-up of the old web service from a pre-split
checkout (port 8091). Desktop builds installed before the split still
check dtoro/oikos releases — one manual reinstall, noted in the
oikos-web release notes.

Verification: go vet, make test (race), make generate-check, golangci
(no new findings; baseline down 400→365); post-cutover curls —
localhost:8091 200, /wails/runtime.js 404, outer Caddy 302 Authentik.

web/node_modules/eslint/lib/rules/no-async-promise-executor.js

@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+/**
+ * @fileoverview disallow using an async function as a Promise executor
+ * @author Teddy Katz
+ */
+"use strict";
+
+//------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+// Rule Definition
+//------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+/** @type {import('../types').Rule.RuleModule} */
+module.exports = {
+	meta: {
+		type: "problem",
+
+		docs: {
+			description:
+				"Disallow using an async function as a Promise executor",
+			recommended: true,
+			url: "https://eslint.org/docs/latest/rules/no-async-promise-executor",
+		},
+
+		fixable: null,
+		schema: [],
+		messages: {
+			async: "Promise executor functions should not be async.",
+		},
+	},
+
+	create(context) {
+		return {
+			"NewExpression[callee.name='Promise'][arguments.0.async=true]"(
+				node,
+			) {
+				context.report({
+					node: context.sourceCode.getFirstToken(
+						node.arguments[0],
+						token => token.value === "async",
+					),
+					messageId: "async",
+				});
+			},
+		};
+	},
+};