feat: Phase 1 — extract the client (web SPA + desktop) to dtoro/oikos-web

Problem: the hexagonal refactor churns the backend tree for nine more
phases; the UI delivery stack (web/ SPA, cmd/desktop Wails wrapper,
compose/web image) must move to its own repo first so doc/layout
rewrites land once on a backend-only tree.

Change:
- New repo git.hubris.network/dtoro/oikos-web (v0.33.0): web/, desktop/
  (updateURL repointed to oikos-web releases), compose/, own CI (web +
  desktop jobs), own deploy script (CI-green gate, TOCTOU guard,
  version-tagged images, prune-to-3), own webhook receiver on :9798 +
  launchd unit, own compose project publishing the same 8091:80.
- Cutover executed on mac-mini in order: oikos stack's web service
  stopped+removed, oikos-web project brought up on 8091; outer Caddy
  untouched (targets the published port) — serving + Authentik flow +
  /wails 404 quirk verified post-cutover.
- Stripped from oikos: web/, cmd/desktop/, compose/web/, desktop CI
  workflow, ci.yml web job, Makefile ui/desktop/desktop-package/install
  targets, the compose web service, oikos-web from deploy.sh's fallback
  prune list; wails + go-keyring dropped from go.mod, vendor synced.
- README / CONTRIBUTING / AGENTS.md / .agents dev+operations docs now
  point at the new repo; mbse + mascot design docs carry a path note.

Risk: production SPA serving depends on the new pipeline now; rollback
is versioned-image re-up of the old web service from a pre-split
checkout (port 8091). Desktop builds installed before the split still
check dtoro/oikos releases — one manual reinstall, noted in the
oikos-web release notes.

Verification: go vet, make test (race), make generate-check, golangci
(no new findings; baseline down 400→365); post-cutover curls —
localhost:8091 200, /wails/runtime.js 404, outer Caddy 302 Authentik.

web/node_modules/es-define-property/test/index.js

@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+'use strict';
+
+var $defineProperty = require('../');
+
+var test = require('tape');
+var gOPD = require('gopd');
+
+test('defineProperty: supported', { skip: !$defineProperty }, function (t) {
+	t.plan(4);
+
+	t.equal(typeof $defineProperty, 'function', 'defineProperty is supported');
+	if ($defineProperty && gOPD) { // this `if` check is just to shut TS up
+		/** @type {{ a: number, b?: number, c?: number }} */
+		var o = { a: 1 };
+
+		$defineProperty(o, 'b', { enumerable: true, value: 2 });
+		t.deepEqual(
+			gOPD(o, 'b'),
+			{
+				configurable: false,
+				enumerable: true,
+				value: 2,
+				writable: false
+			},
+			'property descriptor is as expected'
+		);
+
+		$defineProperty(o, 'c', { enumerable: false, value: 3, writable: true });
+		t.deepEqual(
+			gOPD(o, 'c'),
+			{
+				configurable: false,
+				enumerable: false,
+				value: 3,
+				writable: true
+			},
+			'property descriptor is as expected'
+		);
+	}
+
+	t.equal($defineProperty, Object.defineProperty, 'defineProperty is Object.defineProperty');
+
+	t.end();
+});
+
+test('defineProperty: not supported', { skip: !!$defineProperty }, function (t) {
+	t.notOk($defineProperty, 'defineProperty is not supported');
+
+	t.match(
+		typeof $defineProperty,
+		/^(?:undefined|boolean)$/,
+		'`typeof defineProperty` is `undefined` or `boolean`'
+	);
+
+	t.end();
+});